The Lucky Princess

Some of you may know the story about the Princess who had a pea put under her mattress in order to see if she could feel it. (She could.) 

This Princess was not like that at all: she was very lucky because she didn’t marry a silly Prince who had people squeeze toothpaste out for him and that kind of thing. She married a very sensible Prince called Jack, and they went to live with his parents, a King and Queen who had a castle with twirly turrets, diamond windowpanes, and beautiful gardens which needed at least 101 gardeners.

For several years, there were garden balls in the summer, with twenty different sorts of fresh fruit ices, and skating parties on the lake in the winter, with hot sausages and punch. Everyone was very happy, and the King said he had enough money so he wasn’t going to tax his subjects anymore, so they were happy too.

Then they were invaded by the country next door. The King and Queen weren’t King or Queen anymore and died of disgrace.

The Prince’s godfather heard about it all, and sent a note by pigeon saying he had a spare manor house in another country, and would the Prince like to go and live there with his Princess ON CONDITION that he never asked for anything else.

The Prince was delighted and sent the pigeon back with a note on beautiful paper decorated by his Princess to say they would love to go and live in the manor house, and as he had never asked for anything before, not asking again was no problem.

The Prince was worried the pigeon would fly off somewhere else, but it was a homing pigeon and it flew home. So our Prince and Princess went off to live in the manor.

Prince Jack was sensible, so he said kindly, “Now we are not a Prince and Princess anymore, and I will have to deal with the animals and farming, and you will have to make the clothes, do the cooking, make the cheese and the jam and all that. Or if you like, you can look after the animals and I will do the cooking. I really like cooking, I used to help in our kitchens as a boy.”

“I don’t know how to look after animals or how to do the cooking,” said the Princess. 

“Oh well,” said Jack “you’ll learn. We’d better do everything together till you do.” 

Our ex-Princess found it very irritating that Jack knew how to do so much, and she didn’t, but she soon learnt to milk the cows, shut the chickens up at night, and to make scrambled eggs which were delicious and didn’t stick to the pan (as they did when she first made them).

One day the pigeon flew back again with another note. “Wonderful news,” said Jack. “We can go off and be King & Queen now if we like. The invaders have had to go back to their own country to deal with THEIR invaders! Or would you rather stay here?”

“Well,” said our Princess, “I would like to go back, if that’s alright with you.” So they did.

The new King and Queen were royalty with a difference. They were always considerate to people who did things for them, and never asked them to do what they could do themselves. No-one in the country had to work too hard, as the King & Queen said it was not good for the temper, and everyone needed time to rest and relax. The new King was rather like his father, but at the same time everyone had to do enough work, so things were much more shipshape and no-one was ever able to invade again.

If you want to listen to the audio version of  The Lucky Princess the link is here:  https://charlotteswonderfulstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/sept-the-lucky-princess.mp3

Both the text and audio versions are copyright to me, Charlotte Sebag-Montefiore. So here we go.  Enjoy and I hope you’ll be here next month.